Army Of Darkness Merchandise

The ever popular Army Of Darkness shirts are available three ways.

The best way to get a shirt is to show up at one of the races and buy one from us in person. That way you can save the shipping costs and watch our bike blow up or burn or not start after a pit stop or something.

The other way to get a shirt is to send us a check (payable to Army of Darkness) for $20 per shirt plus $5 per order (not per shirt) with an address and a letter telling us why we should sell you our all cotton American Apparel shirts and we'll ship them to you. We've got five sizes (small, medium, large, X-large, 2XL) and we've got the fetching white ink on black shirts and the subtle, but daring, black ink on black shirts. We also have some badass American Apparel hooded sweatshirts for $36. We recomend buying one size larger than you think on the sweatshirts as they shrink quite a bit over time. And, for the ladies or Will Farrell, we are proud to introduce AOD tank tops, in smooth American Apparel cotton for that all-revealing fit. Black with white ink, $20 each, sizes S and M. Also, we have some reflective ink shirts, priced at $20. Additionally, you can become the envy of all your friends who should be looking up to you for other reasons by purchasing an AOD coffee mug ($10), thermal mug ($15), or watch ($33).

We take checks or money orders, made payable to AOD.
Send your orders to:
AOD
816 Thayer Ave.
3rd Floor
Silver Spring, MD 20910

Alternatively you can fill out the little form below and submit it. When we get your order, we'll send you a link you can use to pay using PayPal. Everyone's doing it.

Make sure you include your email address in the off chance we have a question about your order.

Most of the time shipping will be between $5.00 and $10.00 for US residents but if you buy multiple items the shipping charge won't seem so bad. We can ship outside the US but note that the shipping charge for international orders is calculated on a case-by-case basis. And please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Remember, if you don't buy the shirt now you won't have anything to wash your bike with in two years.

T-Shirt Black with White Ink, Size=Small, $20.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with White Ink, Size=Medium, $20.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with White Ink, Size=Large, $20.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with White Ink, Size=Extra-Large, $20.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with White Ink, Size=Double Extra-Large, $20.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with Black Ink, Size=Small, $20.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with Black Ink, Size=Medium, $20.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with Black Ink, Size=Large, $20.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with Black Ink, Size=Extra-Large, $20.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with Black Ink, Size=Double Extra-Large, $20.00	Select quantity to order
Sweat Shirt (order one size larger for best results) Hooded, Black with White Ink, Size=Medium, $36.00	Select quantity to order
Sweat Shirt (order one size larger for best results) Hooded, Black with White Ink, Size=Large, $36.00	Select quantity to order
Sweat Shirt (order one size larger for best results) Hooded, Black with White Ink, Size=Extra-Large, $36.00	Select quantity to order
Sweat Shirt (order one size larger for best results) Hooded, Black with White Ink, Size=Extra-Extra-Large, $36.00	Select quantity to order
Tank top Black with White Ink, Size=Small, $20.00	Select quantity to order
Tank top Black with White Ink, Size=Medium, $20.00	Select quantity to order
Mug Black with White Imprint, Size=15oz, $10.00	Select quantity to order
Thermal Mug Stainless Steel with Black Imprint, Size=16oz, $15.00	Select quantity to order
Watch Stainless Steel case and band, rotating bezel, Size=One size fits all (although you WILL need to have the band adjusted by a jeweler or watch repair place), $33.00	Select quantity to order
T-Shirt Black with Reflective Ink, Size=Large, $20.00	Select quantity to order

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